PenguinSoulmate

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haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

“So far it’s been an, “I look okay enough to go to Walmart but not to go to Target” kind of day.”

(via kushandwizdom)

More good vibes here

(via thelovenotebook)

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farorescourage:


italicizedkurt:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

adreamofmirrors:

thosebowleggedhunters:

zeromorph:

#his expression and the lighting makes him look like a chicken loving supervillain (via)
would you say it looks like he’s… up to something fowl?

*groans loudly*

Wonder if he’s popular with the chicks.

with a cock like that? of course!


*GROANS LOUDLY*
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Love Food? This blog is for you.
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ineffably-crowley:

sparkafterdark:

glumshoe:

sparkafterdark:

tenaflyviper:

He is, however, perfectly willing to fuck with time and reality.
And also steal your infants.

He didn’t steal anything. She literally asked him to take the baby. Don’t make him the bad guy just because she was a shitty sister.

I think you are severely misinformed as to how baby ownership works.
It was not her baby to give.
David Bowie is unquestionably the villain.

Which do you think existed first, modern custody legislature, or the goblin king? 
The girl was entrusted by her parents with the care and custody of the child. By the laws governing the goblin king and his transactions, the girl was the current rightful owner of the child and made a deal with the king to take the child. Perhaps you’re not familiar with english folklore. Fae have rules, they’re tricksters, they can be sneaky, but they never break the rules.

Slammin’ it down in the Labyrinth fandom tonight, kids.
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My project for art at @allynscottyouthcenter! #feelinglow #wearheels #highheels #alwaysalady #dollyparton #quotations
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Brittany is so silly!! #bad #banana #tobeapartner #baristalife #starbucks
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